Dino Bite

Exotic PartnersIt was during the second year of our marriage that I realised my wife was a large monitor lizard.Exotic Partners
It was one of those funny little revelations that creeps up on one over time. I think the first clue came when she decided to hibernate for the three winter months. At first it did not arouse my suspicions. After all I myself enjoyed a lie-in, and had once slept in three whole hours past the alarm - on a weekday! - so I did not think it particularly note-worthy when she tucked herself in at the start of December and remained there until late February. Still, it aroused in me some small seed of doubt - for I had never bef
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When life gives you lemons...Stuff them in your bra. You never know. Might help.
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